hey jaboys! round one for me (internet cafes aint cheap muthafuckas)... trav kicked it off pretty well, but the story goes on (and then dies off quickly)..... weve (get used to no punctuation bc these spanish keyboards are more fucked up than jayce) had a few more solid nights with our columbian mofiosos... caught between a real old rock and a teetering on prepubescent hard place (that doesnt even make fucking sense) the next night we rolled with the crew after the one trav described heading to the bar I had to make the call between the post'menopause mom and the models friend from baranquilla (for everyone besides jayce thats where shakira is from)... volumptuous curves, sassy lil smile, huge fucking tits... AND braces!! the mitch in me percervered and i took the lil girl by the hand... tell chaz to send our salsa dancing dvd back, bc within minutes of getting this pico lil minor into the salsa club she wanted absolutely nothing to do with my gringo ass... my ability to dance salsa in columbia is verifiably as bad as bravos chances of having sex before (or after) marriage..... anyways, she moved onto heim, HE got to hold her hand while i sat looking on jealously and working on being nice enough not to get killed by the mobster... it all worked out though, bc daddy called toward the end of the night bf trav could hit it and said that fannie (siiiiick name right) had to be home so she wouldnt be tired for her quinceanera the next day.
Spent the last few days relaxing on the most beautiful fucking beach in the world (check it out on heimas fbook) and then hopped over on a night bus to the hometown of Pablo Escobar (Medellin)...... so far this place is rediculous... we got in on sun night and all that anyone at the hostel was talking about was how fucking hot the girls were here... actually thats pretty much all weve heard about this place period... it is the epicenter of cheap breast implants in the world... if trav and I dont have a few stories for you boys before we head out Im sellin the Nut on ebay.
much love,
B
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Dude, you do know that 14 year old girls are legal in Columbia, right? That means socially acceptable. That means looking to get fucked...
AWESOME.
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